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Shedding Light on The Winter Solstice

0 Written by: | Friday, Dec 19, 2014 12:30pm

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This Sunday, December 21st, is the Winter Solstice. Here’s all the science you need to know about it. The summary? “The the sun is the ultimate source of all light and warmth on Earth,” and it’s returning to us, Baltimore. Rejoice! With song, dance, steak on a steak…(wait, that’s Ren Fest) and some some local honey wine.  Read More →

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B’lieve in Santa, Hon!

0 Written by: | Friday, Dec 12, 2014 11:00am

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Two years ago Slate ran the article, “The Santa Lie: Is The Big Christmas Con Hurting Our Kids?” The answer is probably not. So Kris Kringle on, friends, there is no bummer on 34th Street. In fact, tall-tale storytelling about small Nordic elves who fly could possibly enhance your kids’ cognitive development, because, according to the article, “fantastical stories foster a type of imaginative play that sparks creativity, social understanding and even…scientific reasoning.” Read More →

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Birds of A Feather Flock Together

0 Written by: | Friday, Nov 21, 2014 11:00am

Twitcher photo via Wikipedia

Twitcher photo via Wikipedia

This column, That Nature Show, is about the nature right under your nose: in our backyards, playgrounds and parks! Stop and look around, you’ll be amazed at what surrounds you.

I’ve become a birder (in British English the pejorative is a “twitcher.”)  The kind of person for whom “the very mention of some exotic avian delight, a purple Peruvian rock thrush for example, sends them into paroxisms. They literally twitch; hence “twitchers.” I set out seed every day during the winter and it has been really wintry recently and I watch the birds from the bay window of the house eating and flocking with the kind of rapt attention Husb. has for Battlestar Galactica.  Read More →

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Comet Landing: It’s This Generation’s Lunar Landing

0 Written by: | Friday, Nov 14, 2014 11:40am

Handout picture taken by the Rosetta space probe shows the Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. Photo via phys.org

Handout picture taken by the Rosetta space probe shows the Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. Photo via phys.org

This column, That Nature Show, is about the nature right under your nose: in our backyards, playgrounds and parks! Stop and look around, you’ll be amazed at what surrounds you. 

Holy smokes, call your mother, we landed on a freakin’ comet 317 million miles from home. I was hopping around yesterday shouting, “We landed on a comet! Forget being an English major, study physics!”

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Bats, Blobfish and More: Creepy, Weird Animals for Halloween

0 Written by: | Friday, Oct 31, 2014 9:00am

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This column, That Nature Show, is about the nature right under your nose: in our backyards, playgrounds and parks! Stop and look around, you’ll be amazed at what surrounds you. 

Velllcome, friendos, to That Nature Show’s Halloween edition. Bwhahahahaha. Today we’re going to be glad that after Friday we can take our banana and calavera costumes off, go back to being our selves — suburban mothers of two, poetry slammers, hipsters, lacrosse dads, wearers of designer boots, purchasers of pour-overs, because the world’s weirdest animals never can. For as long as it lives the warthog will be a warthog. It doesn’t get to play around.

The aye-aye (above) will always be a aye-aye. It can never get out of its wacky vampire-bat-ish clown suit.  See how surprised-Gremlin it looks? Like, I’m stuck in this pop-up Halloween store cheap made-in-China costume? Are you serious? What the %^&?

Interestingly, aye-ayes are primates, and so related to us, and the only place they live is on the island of Madagascar.  All I can say about that is, thank G-d, all we have in Baltimore is rats.

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Chronic Illness Awareness Month

0 Written by: | Friday, Oct 24, 2014 10:00am

This column, That Nature Show, is about the nature right under your nose: in our backyards, playgrounds and parks! Stop and look around, you’ll be amazed at what surrounds you. 

It’s Pinktober. Breast Cancer Awareness month. I’m all for it, all pink-frosted donuts, and ribbons, and running shoes. Like the bumper sticker says (and I find both soft-core-y and infantilizing):  Save the ta-tas. My mother had a double mastectomy in her thirties, and survived. My mother-in-law died of the disease. Read More →

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That Nature Show: The Fungus Among Us

0 Written by: | Friday, Oct 17, 2014 12:00pm

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This column, That Nature Show, is about the nature right under your nose: in our backyards, playgrounds and parks! Stop and look around, you’ll be amazed at what surrounds you. 

Husb., a biology teacher, likes t-shirts with Sheldon-y, Big Bang Theory inside-joke science slogans on them and I like to get them for him. He has one with the molecular formula for caffeine on it. (Yay! Caffeine! “The most widely consumed psychoactive substance in the world.”) Another, one of my personal favorites says, “Stand back, I’m going to try Science. ” Another asserts, “I’m A Fungi.”

Teehee! Oh, you wee silly science folk, y’all are so adorable with your weak humor I want to be one of you. Read More →

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In Praise of Napping

0 Written by: | Friday, Oct 10, 2014 1:00pm

Photo via NYTimes

Photo via NYTimes

This column, That Nature Show, is about the nature right under your nose: in our backyards, playgrounds and parks! Stop and look around, you’ll be amazed at what surrounds you. 

There’s not enough napping. Our modern lifestyle of hectic constant busyness —  the never-ending errands of suburban motherhood, homework, sports practices (for instance, my son, 9, has taken up fencing, for which he needs, so help me gods, his first jock strap) business and holiday bazaar planning meetings, commuting, shopping for school uniform regulation white sneakers that gray with mud not 24 hours after purchase, email-answering, to-ing and fro-ing —  is contrary to our mammalian biology. Read More →

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Fall Foraging for Chestnuts

0 Written by: | Friday, Oct 03, 2014 2:00pm

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This column, That Nature Show, is about the nature right under your nose: in our backyards, playgrounds and parks! Stop and look around, you’ll be amazed at what surrounds you. 

Everyone’s going apple picking. Sure, you could do that (here is a list of Maryland pick-yer-own), but you’re not everyone. You like difficult things.  You are a Baltimore County forager. This isn’t trendy farm-to-table eating, this is backyard-to-pie-hole Paleo. Read More →

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That Nature Show: Where Does Your Sewage Go?

0 Written by: | Friday, Sep 19, 2014 10:50am

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This column, That Nature Show, is about the nature right under your nose: in our backyards, playgrounds and parks! Stop and look around, you’ll be amazed at what surrounds you. 

When my kids, now 7 and 9  were little, there was a children’s book that got famous called Everybody Poops. Here’s the movie version.  

I thought my potty training days were over, but here’s the deal: right now, as I write this, there are about five guys in my basement with what looks like giant dental equipment dealing with what I foolishly thought was simply a clogged shower drain, but turns out is a massive problem going from my house to the main sewer line in the ground several yards into the backyard and needing the assistance of a backhoe and a jackhammer. Something about tree roots, and terra-cotta,  also something about over-zealous use of toilet paper. When I heard this I turned to my children grimly, and said, “Have you been balling up the Charmin?”

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