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The Baltimore-Area Commencement Speech Rundown

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Dr. Shirley Jackson, who will five the commencement speech at Morgan State.

I’m sure there are people out there who remember their commencement speakers forever. I’m not one of them. I vaguely remember a woman speaking in broad terms about leadership, or friendship, or maybe even both. Some of this year’s graduates are going to find that half-hour speech the most riveting part of graduation — probably those lucky kids at Goucher, who’ll get to listen to a born storyteller — while many will spend that time daydreaming about their post-graduation plans. Here’s a run-down of the rest of 2012’s commencement speakers and their relative snooze-scores:

Johns Hopkins:  Sam Palmisano, chairman of IBM. Pros:  Baltimore native, once a backup saxophonist for The Temptations (!?). Cons:  A computer businessman. Looks straight-laced. Prediction:  An emphasis on hard work and extensive preparation; football metaphors.

Loyola University Maryland:  Reverend Greg Boyle, founder and CEO of Homeboy Industries, the nation’s largest gang intervention program. Pros:  Boyle has done plenty of genuine good deeds in some of LA’s roughest neighborhoods; he also has a genuine twinkle in his eye. Cons:  Too good? Prediction:  Speech as a spiritual call to action.

UMBC:  Dr. Subra Suresh, director of the National Science Foundation. Pros:  He’s not just a researcher; he also taught science at Brown and MIT, so he knows how to talk to undergraduates. Cons:  Engineer AND bureaucrat. Prediction:  “Never stop asking questions.”

Notre Dame of Maryland: Sean McManus, CBS Sports Chairman. Pros:  Personal connection to Baltimore (his parents were from here); the man is in the entertainment business, so he knows how storytelling should work. Cons:  In the promotional photo, he’s wearing all beige. Prediction:  Baseball metaphors.

University of Maryland:  John Berry, director of the U.S. Office of Personnel Management.  Pros:  “the federal government’s chief people person”; a lion at the National Zoo is named after him. Cons:  “More than 20 years of experience in the federal government.” Prediction:  The phrase, “think outside the box” will be used.

Morgan State: Dr. Shirley Jackson, president of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. Pros:  Described by Time Magazine as “perhaps the ultimate role model for women in science”; holder of 49 (!!) honorary doctoral degrees. Cons:  This lady gives a lot of speeches; she might be tired of it by now.  Prediction:  An uplifting personal story as an inspirational tool.

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